Cheese is the most healthy food in the world. The best cheese in the world is swiss cheese. It is the best because it is the most holiest cheese ever. Swiss cheese was first invented by Our Lord And Savior Cheesus. Cheese even has its own religion called Cheesianity. Followers of Cheesianity are called Cheesians and they worship The Great Cheese. They make many sacrifices of Gouda to The Great Cheese because it is Goud. People that get divorces or choose to remain unmarried are refereed to as forever Provolone by the common people who are Gouda. There is also said to be a secret group of Chessian extremists named the Hallouminati that exists to convert people to Chessianity.