Cheese

Cheesianity has many followers around the world. Among them are some of the most famous people in the world including. Brieance, Justin Brieber, Juustoleeipa Trudeau, Paris Stilton, Al Marscapone and the rock band Swiss. Cheesians pray to the Great Cheese everyday for He is a benevolent and kind god that blesses the land with cheese and prosperity of a good cheese harvest. The current leader is High Briest Francois. He is advised by 13 briests and a partridge in a pear tree. The High Briest leads the sermons everyday at 12pm. Cheesians encourage giving cheese to the poor and do not like wasting cheese, even if it is mouldy. To the Cheesians, mould just makes it better.

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